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Funny puns in 2025

My mother recently bought a trap to help with our bug infestation problem. But it wasn’t successful. I let her know that we need to find some different ANTS-ers.

 I found a dollar bill frozen in ice; it was cold hard cash.

Complementing a mustache should be a good thing
– I don’t know why she took it as an insult.

I wanted to have a Waffle House, my father took out the eggos and said “Okay, I’ll have the waffle apartment”.

It’s a shame that bread puns are always so crumby.

It’s going tibia OK!

I broke my bike today so I have to fork out cash for a new one

– Geez, thinking that up made me wheelie tyred

When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She told me to go with the pho and not to soup-ress my creativity.

The skiing holiday started well but after I lost my glove at the top of one of the slopes, it was downhill from there.

You’ve gone too jar.

Princess Leia always keep her hair in buns so it doesn’t hang solo!

What will happen when you buy loads of milk?
– A hole will be burnt in the pocket.

My father has a friend from Spain with a rubber toe. Whenever he comes home, my mother says, “Your friend Roberto is home for dinner.”

Are insect sprays good for wasps? It’s not, it kills them.

Enjoy the ice of life.

When an ice cream needs motivation, just say, “You cone do it!”

“Just trying to make Leslie Knope proud.”

Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
-She thought it was crumby.

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