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Funny puns in 2025

“The s’more I know about college, the s’more I love.”

Why did the young flamingos get in trouble?
– Their father finally put his foot down.

Why are Blackberries never lonely?
– Because they hang around in bunches.

What is blue and goes up and down?
– A blueberry in an elevator!

Oh! You sturtled me!

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

Why did the tectonic plates break up?
-It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.

I can’t think of a good sun flower pun right now. Thistle have to do.

Seed between the lines.

Hosta la vista, baby

Some bud-y to love

Bro, do you even rift?

You are claw-fully cute

Teal the show.

Heads or teals.

A proton and an electron were having an argument.
– “Why are you always negative?” the proton yelled.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Tequila might not be the answer
– But it’s worth a shot.

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