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Funny puns in 2025

Did you hear about the big storms in San Francisco? It’s all water under the bridge now.

Whose music do fish listen to the most?
Frank Ocean.

What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two
legs?A rookie.

One berry wished the other. “Avo a great birthday!”

We’re giving you a sneak peak.

What do dentists call their patients’ X-rays?
– Tooth pics.

What is the FRUIT cause of your problem

Axl Brose

Which bat was first to learn their ABC’s?
– The alpha-bat.

Why did the little koala apply for his dream job?
– Because he was koalafied. However, he was told that all his koalafications were irrelephant.

An offbeat turkey can also be called a quir – key!

Pizzachu! I cheese you

What is a two-dimensional owl called?
– A paper towl.

If something’s bothering you, shrub it off and go for a hike!

I once worked at a place where I had to use a pay-to-cross bridge 10 times a day…
– That took a toll!

We otter go for a swim

Today I will buy a MID – ARRRANGE smart phone for my younger brother

Will you berry me?

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