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Funny puns in 2025

Two uranium nuclei were waiting in line to go into a nuclear reactor.
-Bye,” said one, getting to the front of the queue. “Gotta split!

Enjoying this so matcha.”

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
– One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Go with the snow

Knee-dless to say, get well soon.

What is a pile of kittens called?
– A meowtain.

What’s always the last piece of cheese left?
– Forever provolone!

Why do fish always lose their court cases?
– They are always gill-ty.

Egg-stravagent

The monsters are not welcome at the chicken coop because they always leave the eggs terri-fried.

What’s the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler?
– Practice.

I don’t find nurse puns funny anymore since I developed an irony deficiency.

Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

I’ve craving a purr-ito

You look fur-miliar.

I just want one single LIGHT of that birth day cake of yours

The mother egg will only go to the supermarket if she can use the eggs-press lane.

When I eat a burger with french cheese I call it a Justin Brie-ber.

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