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Funny puns in 2025

When organisms don’t like the rules, they protist.

Na that’s sodium.

History is a lot like Imagine Dragons…
– It’s repetitive, never really good, and somehow only getting worse.

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

You know why there are Gingerbread men and not Gingerbread women ?
It’s the Pastryarchy.

I used to think diabetes was a pain in the butt
– But it turns out to be more of a pain the the fingers.

Yes, I lift. Now ask me how many burgers I can lift.

I don’t work on Sundaes…

What looks like half a berry?
– The other half.

You are the turtle package.

What’s a king’s favourite weather? Hail!

What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!

A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.

You guac my world

The head of all flower heads is one flower; the sunflower in the sky, that gives the others vivid color stemming from the inside.

Sunflower Power

What do you call a dancing sheep?

– A baaaah-lerina.

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