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Funny puns in 2025

Goat a hurry on.

I juana grow old with you.

Why do eagles spend most of their time on their knees?
– Because they are birds of prey.

The best way to make a waffle smile is to butter it up.

Put the petal on the metal.

Seal you later!

What is a seals favorite subject?
– Art Art Art Art!!!

My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom
It looked like somebody dyed in there…

Winter is here, weather you like it or not

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

Don’t be such a chicken

Shakespearean, even.

Help, how do I stop the gingerbread men?
They just won’t stop spreading.

 That kid’s a bright spark!

My favourite book is Where The Wildfires Are, I could read it all day.

 I am the happiest because you are my significant otter.

You are turtley the one for me.

A cow and two ducks were really good friends, they were known as Milk and Quackers.

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