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Panda puns in 2025

Why did the panda’s joke suck?
– It was unbearable.

What’s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburnt panda.

That panda walks on his own a lot. She’s very inde-panda-nt!

What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?
– He calls her his bam-boo.

What happens when you let a panda eat some NH4+?
– Pandamonium!

What do you call a panda who’s lost his dinner?
– Bamboozled.

What’s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

The panda lost his dinner. He was totally bamboozled.

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.

What is black and white with red dots?
– A panda with chickenpox.

What did everyone tell the mommy panda about her newborn cub?
– Your baby is beary, beary cute.

What’s black and white, and has four legs and a trunk?
– Two pandas on holiday.

If a panda gets sick, they should take some pandadol!

What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
– “That bears repeating.”

What did the panda bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?
– “I hate to be the bearer of bad news!”

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Because they’re in black and white.

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.

One panda bear said to the other, “I’ve never met herbivore!”

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