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Panda puns in 2025

Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model?
– She had really big bamboobs.

You see that black and white thing going round and round?
– Yep, that’s a panda stuck in a revolving door!

As she walks away, one panda turns to the other and says, “I’ve never met herbivore!”

Why do panda bears like going to flea markets?
– They get the best beargains.

What’s black and white and yellow?
– A cowardly panda.

One panda asked another if they were friends. Just bearly, he answered.

Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
– They just like the stock!

Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?
– Fur protection.

What’s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Why was the panda drunk?
– He’d been on the bambooze again.

The panda’s jokes were not good. In fact, they were pretty unbearable.

Why are pandas endangered?
– Bamboo shoots.

What did the pessimistic panda say?
– “It’s just not pawsible!”

What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
– Pandanas!

What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
– This is un- BEAR-able

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
– A panda rolling down a hill.

What do they say about the panda who walks on her own a lot?
– That she’s very inde-panda-nt!

What does the husband panda bear tell his wife every night?
– “I love you beary much!”

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