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Panda puns in 2025

I asked a panda if he was my friend.
– He said, “Just nearly.”

What’s a panda bear’s favorite after-school activity?
– Cub Scouts!

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
– A panda-emic.

I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid.
– I’m White, Black, and Asian…..”
– I asked a Panda if he was my friend. He said “Just Bearly”.

If you ever see something that’s black and white and red all over, you’ve just seen a sunburnt panda.

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?
– His panda-creas.

What do you call 2020?
– A panda-emic.

What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
– This is un-bear-able.

Two pandas got into a fight. They’ve both got bambooboos!

How did the panda lose his dinner?
– He was “bamboozled”!

Why do pandas usually hold strong opinions?
– They’re black and white creatures.

What’s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburned panda.

Did you know that China has a policy where a certain amount of pandas must live in the country.
– To be fair, it’s the bear minimum.

Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
– It was Panda-monium.

If you’ve ever wondered how pandas cook their dinner, they use a pan. Duhhh.

How do pandas get to the hospital?
– In the bamboo-lance.

How do pandas prefer to travel?
– On a bear-o-plane.

What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
– The panda-creas.

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