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Panda puns in 2024

What do pandas drink?
– Bambooze.

What’s black and white and very noisy?
– A panda with a set of drums.

Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight?
– They all got Bambooboos

On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!

Why do pandas like old movies?
– They’re in black and white.

What is black and white and striped?
– A panda in pajamas.

Why do pandas save money printing photos?
– Most of their pics are black and white

What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
– A panda on roller skates.

A large group of sick pandas? Don’t you mean a panda-mic?

Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
– To spell it, all you need is P and A.

What’s a panda’s favorite dessert?
– Blue-beary pie.

What do you give a panda when it is sick?
– Pandadol.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Because they’re in black and white.

Pandas are so lazy, they only do the bear minimum.

What is a panda bear’s favorite breakfast?
– Panda-cakes.

What did the panda pack in her suitcase?

What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
– A panda that’s fallen in cement.

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

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