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Panda puns in 2025

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.

Today, I saw twin pandas.
– That bears repeating.

You only need two letters to spell panda. P, and, A.

What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?
– A bear-faced lyre.

You don’t think these panda bear puns are funny?
– Bear with me; they get beary funny soon!

Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
– It was Panda-monium.

How did the panda lose his dinner?
– He was “Bamboozled”!

If you’ve ever wondered what’s black and white and standing in the corner of your room, it’s a naughty panda.

Two pandas are sitting around eating bamboo stalks when an unfamiliar lady panda walks up and grabs a piece.

How do panda bears stay cool in the summer?
– With lots of bear conditioning.

The bartender makes his drink, hands it to him and says, “Here you go, but I have to ask. Why the big pause?”
– The panda looks down at his hands and says, “I was born with them”.

What does a panda use to cook?
– A pan, duh!

Why couldn’t the panda cub leave its mama?
– He simply couldn’t bear it.

What’s black and white and goes up and down?
– A panda who’s stuck in a lift.

Why are pandas endangered?
– Because bamboo shoots.

The difference between a panda and a polar bear is about 1,000 miles.

How do pandas scare each other on Halloween?
– By shouting bam-BOO!

What did the panda say when his friend got a bad haircut?
– “Don’t worry; it’s not furever. Plus, I bearely even notice a difference.”

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