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Panda puns in 2024

Why was the panda drunk?
– He’d been on the bambooze again.

The panda’s jokes were not good. In fact, they were pretty unbearable.

Why are pandas endangered?
– Bamboo shoots.

What did the pessimistic panda say?
– “It’s just not pawsible!”

What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
– Pandanas!

What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
– This is un- BEAR-able

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
– A panda rolling down a hill.

What do they say about the panda who walks on her own a lot?
– That she’s very inde-panda-nt!

What does the husband panda bear tell his wife every night?
– “I love you beary much!”

What’s black and white and bounces?
– A rubber panda.

A panda bear’s favorite breakfast is panda-cakes.

What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?
– It never had a selfie in color.

What did the panda bear say after looking at his GPS?
– “Give me a second to get my bearings!”

What does a panda use to cook his pancakes?
– A pan duhhhh!

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
– A panda rolling down a hill.

There was a panda with a slight stutter. It’s a story that bears repeating.

What happened when two pandas got into a fight?
– They both got bambooboos!

What do you call a male panda?
– Amanda!

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