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Panda puns in 2025

The bartender makes his drink, hands it to him and says, “Here you go, but I have to ask. Why the big pause?”
– The panda looks down at his hands and says, “I was born with them”.

If you’ve ever wondered what’s black and white and standing in the corner of your room, it’s a naughty panda.

Two pandas are sitting around eating bamboo stalks when an unfamiliar lady panda walks up and grabs a piece.

Why couldn’t the panda cub leave its mama?
– He simply couldn’t bear it.

What’s black and white and goes up and down?
– A panda who’s stuck in a lift.

Why are pandas endangered?
– Because bamboo shoots.

What does a panda use to cook?
– A pan, duh!

What did the panda say when his friend got a bad haircut?
– “Don’t worry; it’s not furever. Plus, I bearely even notice a difference.”

Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
– Seems it’s a story, that bear’s repeating.

Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model?
– She had really big bamboobs.

The difference between a panda and a polar bear is about 1,000 miles.

How do pandas scare each other on Halloween?
– By shouting bam-BOO!

Why do panda bears like going to flea markets?
– They get the best beargains.

What’s black and white and yellow?
– A cowardly panda.

You see that black and white thing going round and round?
– Yep, that’s a panda stuck in a revolving door!

As she walks away, one panda turns to the other and says, “I’ve never met herbivore!”

Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?
– Fur protection.

What’s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

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