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Panda puns in 2024

What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
– A naughty panda.

What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
– A panda that’s fallen in cement.

What’s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburned panda.

What is black, white, and blue?
– A sad panda.

What types of drawings are panda bears really good at drawing?
– Self paw-traits.

I asked a panda if he was my friend.
– He said, “Just nearly.”

Pandas find it absolutely unbearable when they’re forced to move from their natural habitat.

What do pandas eat on Halloween?
– BamBOO!

What’s a panda’s favorite thing to draw?
– A self pawtrait!

Why did the panda’s joke suck?
– It was unbearable.

What’s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburnt panda.

That panda walks on his own a lot. She’s very inde-panda-nt!

What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?
– He calls her his bam-boo.

What happens when you let a panda eat some NH4+?
– Pandamonium!

What do you call a panda who’s lost his dinner?
– Bamboozled.

What’s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

The panda lost his dinner. He was totally bamboozled.

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.

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