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Panda puns in 2025

What did the panda say when forced out of its natural habitat?
– “This is un-BEAR-able!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?

Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
– You just need P and A.

What do you call a male panda?
– Amanda!

Pandas have fur coats, because they’d look pretty stupid in leather jackets.

What color socks do bears wear?
– They don’t wear socks; they have bear feet!

Who’s a panda bear’s favorite poet?
– William Shakesbeare.

What does a ghost panda eat?
– BamBOO!

What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they’re robbing banks?
– Pandana!

If you ever see something that goes black white black white black white black – you’ve just witnessed a panda rolling down a hill.

Why are pandas considered so lazy?
– They only do the bear minimum.

What do you call a bear that says he never wants to grow up?
– Peter Panda.

A panda walks into a bar one day, much to the surprise of the bartender.
– He sits at the bar and says, “I’d like a whiskey…………….. and a coke please.”

Did you hear about the party that the bears threw last night?
– It was panda-monium!

What’s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– A gummy bear!

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.

Today, I saw twin pandas.
– That bears repeating.

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