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Panda puns in 2024

A large group of sick pandas? Don’t you mean a panda-mic?

Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
– To spell it, all you need is P and A.

What’s a panda’s favorite dessert?
– Blue-beary pie.

What do you give a panda when it is sick?
– Pandadol.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Because they’re in black and white.

Pandas are so lazy, they only do the bear minimum.

What is a panda bear’s favorite breakfast?
– Panda-cakes.

What did the panda pack in her suitcase?

What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
– A panda that’s fallen in cement.

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

Pandas are endangered because bamboo shoots.

Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
– It was panda-monium.

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
– The answer is pretty black and white.

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
– A panda rolling down a hill.

What’s black and white with red spots?
– A panda with the measles.

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, he’ll say the panda-creas.

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
– A panda-emic.

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
– “Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!”

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