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Panda puns in 2025

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

Pandas are endangered because bamboo shoots.

Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
– It was panda-monium.

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
– The answer is pretty black and white.

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
– A panda rolling down a hill.

What’s black and white with red spots?
– A panda with the measles.

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, he’ll say the panda-creas.

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
– A panda-emic.

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
– “Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!”

What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
– Panda-cakes!

What do chinese bears eat for breakfast?
– Panda-cakes!

I’ve got to pand it to you, you did a great job today!

What should a sick panda do to get better?
– Take some pandadol!

The bear necessities.

How do you make a panda?
– Punch a polar bear in the eyes.

How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb?
– The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.

Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances.

What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?
– Peter Panda.

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