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Panda puns in 2025

The panda lost his dinner. He was totally bamboozled.

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.

What is black and white with red dots?
– A panda with chickenpox.

What did everyone tell the mommy panda about her newborn cub?
– Your baby is beary, beary cute.

What’s black and white, and has four legs and a trunk?
– Two pandas on holiday.

If a panda gets sick, they should take some pandadol!

What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
– “That bears repeating.”

What did the panda bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?
– “I hate to be the bearer of bad news!”

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Because they’re in black and white.

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.

One panda bear said to the other, “I’ve never met herbivore!”

What do pandas wear when robbing a bank?
– They always wear a pandana.

What do pandas drink?
– Bambooze.

What’s black and white and very noisy?
– A panda with a set of drums.

Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight?
– They all got Bambooboos

On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!

Why do pandas like old movies?
– They’re in black and white.

What is black and white and striped?
– A panda in pajamas.

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