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Panda puns in 2024

What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
– Panda-cakes!

What do chinese bears eat for breakfast?
– Panda-cakes!

I’ve got to pand it to you, you did a great job today!

What should a sick panda do to get better?
– Take some pandadol!

The bear necessities.

How do you make a panda?
– Punch a polar bear in the eyes.

How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb?
– The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.

Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances.

What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?
– Peter Panda.

What does a panda say before leaving?
– “I’ll be white black.”

What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
– It was pandamonium out there!

How do pandas get to hospital?
– In the bamboolance.

I hope you have a stu-panda-ous day today!

I asked a panda if he was my friend.
– He said, “Just nearly.”

What’s a panda bear’s favorite after-school activity?
– Cub Scouts!

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
– A panda-emic.

What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite expendable organ?
– The panda-creas!

If you ever see something that’s black and white and red all over, you’ve just seen a sunburnt panda.

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