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Panda puns in 2025

What did the panda bear say after looking at his GPS?
– “Give me a second to get my bearings!”

What does a panda use to cook his pancakes?
– A pan duhhhh!

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
– A panda rolling down a hill.

There was a panda with a slight stutter. It’s a story that bears repeating.

What happened when two pandas got into a fight?
– They both got bambooboos!

What do you call a male panda?
– Amanda!

What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
– A naughty panda.

What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
– A panda that’s fallen in cement.

What’s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburned panda.

What is black, white, and blue?
– A sad panda.

What types of drawings are panda bears really good at drawing?
– Self paw-traits.

I asked a panda if he was my friend.
– He said, “Just nearly.”

Pandas find it absolutely unbearable when they’re forced to move from their natural habitat.

What do pandas eat on Halloween?
– BamBOO!

What’s a panda’s favorite thing to draw?
– A self pawtrait!

Why did the panda’s joke suck?
– It was unbearable.

What’s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburnt panda.

That panda walks on his own a lot. She’s very inde-panda-nt!

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