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Panda puns in 2024

What is a panda bear’s favorite breakfast?
– Panda-cakes.

What did the panda pack in her suitcase?

What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
– A panda that’s fallen in cement.

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

Pandas are endangered because bamboo shoots.

Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
– It was panda-monium.

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
– The answer is pretty black and white.

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
– A panda rolling down a hill.

What’s black and white with red spots?
– A panda with the measles.

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, he’ll say the panda-creas.

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
– A panda-emic.

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
– “Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!”

What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
– Panda-cakes!

What do chinese bears eat for breakfast?
– Panda-cakes!

I’ve got to pand it to you, you did a great job today!

What should a sick panda do to get better?
– Take some pandadol!

The bear necessities.

How do you make a panda?
– Punch a polar bear in the eyes.

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