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Panda puns in 2025

Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
– Seems it’s a story, that bear’s repeating.

Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model?
– She had really big bamboobs.

You see that black and white thing going round and round?
– Yep, that’s a panda stuck in a revolving door!

As she walks away, one panda turns to the other and says, “I’ve never met herbivore!”

Why do panda bears like going to flea markets?
– They get the best beargains.

What’s black and white and yellow?
– A cowardly panda.

One panda asked another if they were friends. Just bearly, he answered.

Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
– They just like the stock!

Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?
– Fur protection.

What’s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Why was the panda drunk?
– He’d been on the bambooze again.

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