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Paper puns in 2025

What is a two-dimensional owl called?
– A paper towl.

What did one answer sheet say to another answer sheet when the exam started?
– Let’s role.

There are no black envelopes in the mail
– because black mail is a crime.

As the days went by, the calendar turned week.

What did the customer care say when I called them to complain about the dysfunctional layer of the product?
– They did not re-ply.

I follow the newspaper truck every day.
– You can say I like to keep up with the Times.

I applied for an origami course at the university last week
– but my rejection letter arrived today. I can’t figure out what to make of it.

Once you throw a paper aeroplane it’s no longer…
– Stationery

What is the advantage of a paper that is about to be used for origami?
– It’s ten fold.

Today, there was an article on newspapers vs. Reddit. So iReddit.

A porcupine wanted some toilet papers.
He said he likes it Quilted.

I am in the process of writing a big research paper on hurricanes.
– The first draft really blew me away

Why was everyone stress-buying toilet papers when they heard about the incoming asteroid?
– Because they knew paper beats rock.

Which paper did the kid invite to his birthday party?
– Paper popper.

Two envelopes gave birth to a baby. The baby was mail.

A paper had problem with all other papers.
So everyone called him issue paper.

What happens after you use a good quality toilet paper?
– You Sparkle.

My younger brother is like a newspaper.
He has new issues every day.

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