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Paper puns in 2025

What kind of life does a toilet paper live?
– It’s generally on a roll.

My husband and I hate newspaper puzzles.
We are happily married for twenty years and there has never been a crossword.

Michael asked Pam for a piece of paper. Pam asked “A4 paper?”. Michael said “no, a for animal”.

I was having trouble reading the paper the other day . . .
. . . so I went to the optimist and he said everything was fine.

What happened to the toilet paper companies due to the recent sell outs?
– They were on Fiora.

Yesterday there was an article on the wastage of food in the newspaper.
I guess they are raisin awareness among people.

The paper loves the printer
– because the printer is like a Brother to the paper.

There’s never any good jokes about pieces of paper.
– They’re all tearable.

What happened to the origami company I used to work for?
– It folded.

What did one answer sheet say to another answer sheet when the exam started?
– Let’s role.

There are no black envelopes in the mail
– because black mail is a crime.

As the days went by, the calendar turned week.

What is a two-dimensional owl called?
– A paper towl.

I follow the newspaper truck every day.
– You can say I like to keep up with the Times.

I applied for an origami course at the university last week
– but my rejection letter arrived today. I can’t figure out what to make of it.

Once you throw a paper aeroplane it’s no longer…
– Stationery

What did the customer care say when I called them to complain about the dysfunctional layer of the product?
– They did not re-ply.

Today, there was an article on newspapers vs. Reddit. So iReddit.

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