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Pasta puns in 2025

Upon going for dinner at my favorite restaurant and inquiring about Alfredo, the pasta chef, I was told that he pasta way.

Soldiers never wear armor made out of pasta because they are highly penne-trable.

Pasta la vista baby!

All pasta names should be recorded for pasta-terity.

When a pasta gets sick, it ends up being a Mac n’ sneeze.

Sadly, they pasta way.

The kind of pasta you never put on your face is a Ziti!

Raviolis never get invited to hang out because they are a little square.

I asked my mother how much water is needed to make pasta.
-She said about a cup orzo.

 A pasta lover’s favorite part of ‘The Divine Comedy’ is ‘Aldente’s Inferno.’

All spaghetti usually go dancing meat balls.

A type of pasta that is best eaten alone is a Ravi-lonely.

Nothing is impastable.

If the Terminator would be Italian, he would say, “Pasta la vista, baby.”

A pasta lover’s favorite Hollywood movie to watch with a bowl of pasta is ‘Mission Impastable.

A life without noodles seems im-pasta-ble.

The climate activist who was eating pasta out of a colored leather bowl was eating carb on dyed ox hide.

Most pasta makers follow in his family’s footsteps because the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree.

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