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Pasta puns in 2025

I cannoli shake my head and admire this amazing bowl of pasta.

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When you come across a sad pasta, just tell it to be pasta-tive in life.

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You’re pasta-tively amazing.

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I do not want to make a parmigiana, so ricotta make the lasagna.

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When I went to Italy I had spent thousands of Euros on pasta.
-I have to say it was worth every Penne.

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 I’ve been trying to come up with a good pasta joke but it’s in pasta bowl!

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Posh people usually eat at cheap restaurants because the food only costs a penne.

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British pasta usually love to drink spaghet-tea every morning with breakfast.

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Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

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Hope you gnocchi how great this pasta is.

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I am a very old soul because I like to surround myself with pasta people.

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You pasta your test!

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A scary plate of pasta is called Creepypasta.

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The Police still could not al-dente-fy the perpetrator who stole all the pasta after breaking and entering a home.

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 I cannelloni believe how good this pasta is.

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The most hilarious kind of pasta is called a chortellini.

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I walked right pasta and didn’t even notice!

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Why did the skeleton start a fight?
-He had a bone to pick.

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