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Pasta puns in 2024

The pasta dinner was so good
-It was pre-pasta-rous.

Can you pasta sauce please?

Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
-What can I say, I’m bone to be wild.

I cut all my pasta in half before eating them to cut some carbs.

Life is all about tasting new kinds of pasta.
-That way you can explore new pasta-bilities.

What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?
-Spaghetti wrapped around a fork!

The smallest type of pasta is a length of about a centimeter orzo.

A pasta clown who terrorizes and kidnaps kids is called Penne wise.

 Your future is full of pastabilities.

The pasta meal was tortellini amazing.

The muscular pasta maker who could not lift four tons of pasta sauce was not stroganoff.

This too shall pasta.

What do you call a funny bone?
-A humerus.

An impasta usually makes a dish of faked ziti.

I asked the waiter how long my spaghetti would be.
-He said he didn’t know but would measure it.

Did you hear that Kate ate three bowls of spaghetti?
-No, but I wouldn’t put it pasta!

The Pope’s favorite type of pasta is Holy macaroni!

Our local pasta maker is also a master painter.
-She penne-ted a bowl of pasta yesterday.

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