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Pasta puns in 2025

When you cross a pasta and a dog, you end up with a labranoodle.

A pasta’s favorite song of ‘Guns and Roses’ is ‘Gnocching on Heaven’s Door.’

Forest Gump’s favorite pasta is Penne.

Here’s a penne for your thoughts.

When I couldn’t reach for the pasta, I asked my dad to pasta bowl for me.

That’s pre-pasta-rous!

 The police solved the case of the missing marinara sauce when they caught the pasta thief red-handed.

When I told the chef that my pasta tasted brittle and weak, he told me it probably was suffering from sauceteoporosis.

I stopped eating Italian food, now that’s a thing of the pasta!

 I feel really cannelloni right now.

The pasta sauce that was talented at knocking down pins was a bowl-ing ace.

The Italian man who invented pasta has pasta way, and now he’s a pizza history.

This bowl of spaghetti is pasta-tively amazing.

 I still do not understand the risoni-ng behind why my mom over-boiled my pasta.

That fake noodle is an impasta!

 At haunted pasta houses, they usually serve fettuccini afraido.

The pasta maker’s car made out of pasta got into an accident, and now it is al dente.

 I was fired from my job in the pasta factory, I make fusilli mistakes!

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