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Pasta puns in 2025

That fake noodle is an impasta!

 At haunted pasta houses, they usually serve fettuccini afraido.

The pasta maker’s car made out of pasta got into an accident, and now it is al dente.

 I was fired from my job in the pasta factory, I make fusilli mistakes!

 If the Ghostbusters would have been Italian, they would have the catchphrase “I ain’t alfredo no ghost!”

When I was served some uncooked bowl of pasta, I thought it was a plate of a solid meal.

 The aspect of a pasta that permits it to stab someone is called the penne trait

I cannoli shake my head and admire this amazing bowl of pasta.

When you come across a sad pasta, just tell it to be pasta-tive in life.

You’re pasta-tively amazing.

I do not want to make a parmigiana, so ricotta make the lasagna.

When I went to Italy I had spent thousands of Euros on pasta.
-I have to say it was worth every Penne.

 I’ve been trying to come up with a good pasta joke but it’s in pasta bowl!

Posh people usually eat at cheap restaurants because the food only costs a penne.

British pasta usually love to drink spaghet-tea every morning with breakfast.

Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

Hope you gnocchi how great this pasta is.

I am a very old soul because I like to surround myself with pasta people.

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