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Pasta puns in 2025

When I went to Italy I had spent thousands of Euros on pasta.
-I have to say it was worth every Penne.

 I’ve been trying to come up with a good pasta joke but it’s in pasta bowl!

Posh people usually eat at cheap restaurants because the food only costs a penne.

British pasta usually love to drink spaghet-tea every morning with breakfast.

Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

Hope you gnocchi how great this pasta is.

I am a very old soul because I like to surround myself with pasta people.

You pasta your test!

A scary plate of pasta is called Creepypasta.

The Police still could not al-dente-fy the perpetrator who stole all the pasta after breaking and entering a home.

 I cannelloni believe how good this pasta is.

The most hilarious kind of pasta is called a chortellini.

I walked right pasta and didn’t even notice!

Why did the skeleton start a fight?
-He had a bone to pick.

 I would like you to see how much olive you.

The Italian who got caught red-handed stuffing the ballot boxes at Broadway awards was trying to rig a Tony.

What kind of pasta can grant wishes?
-Fettugenie!

The kind of pasta that always sticks to everything is called clinguine.

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