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Peach puns in 2024

You can just call me Georgia
because I’ve got peaches.

The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there’s a pit in my gut.

Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.

Time for picking peaches with my best-trees.

Why did the fruit win the debt competition?
– Because it had a great peach.

What did the scientists use for their pie experiment?
– A peach-tri dish.

One should always practice what they peach.

When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!

I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.

What happened to the peach who got a beautiful surprise from her friends?
– She was s-peachless.

Why was the peach minister sad?
– Because he got im-peached.

The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.

Wondering about a peach’s favorite sci-fi novel, it’s ‘When You Peach Me’.

While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said “You are so peachy, I can’t take it anymore”.

What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
– He came back in many peaches.

Why was the fruit teacher fired?
– Because he used to mis-peach his students.

Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. “Just peachy”, he replied.

When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, “See you later, peach out”.

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