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Peach puns in 2025

You can just call me Georgia
because I’ve got peaches.

A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.

The Peach’s favorite surf band from the 60’s was the Peach Boys.

My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table.
– But I couldn’t help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.

What did a fruit mom advise her kids?
– “You should always practice what you peach.”

What did one fruit say to another while playing board games?
– “That was a peachy move”.

Unlike peaches, nectarines don’t have any fuzz,
– because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.

Wondering about a peach’s favorite movie, well it has to be the ‘King’s Peach’.

Peach fuzz, happy buzz.

Why was the fruit arrested?
– Because of hate peach.

What do you get after making fun of peaches?
– A peach roast.

My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!

The man continued to eat whole peaches
– because he has a bottomless pit.

What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
– Peach gobbler.

Why did everyone have teary eyes when the manager of the fruit company was retiring?
– Because he gave everyone an amazing farewell peach.

A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.

It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.

If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.

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