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Peach puns in 2025

What happens to a fruit when it passes away?
– It rests in peach.

What do you call a really violent fruit?
– A peach breaker.

After I helped a peach with some work, she said, “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”

People really liked the new king’s coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.

A trip to the peach farm left me s-peach-less.

What did my mother do when I told her I want a pear after she gave me a peach?
– She gave me another peach.

Why could the fruits not see anything?
– It was peach black there.

The English grammar teacher taught figures of peach in today’s class.

While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, “If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there.”

Try to peach for the sun.

What did the rockstar peach say while singing off the stage?
– “Peach out, homies”.

A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.

The Peach’s favorite surf band from the 60’s was the Peach Boys.

My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table.
– But I couldn’t help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.

What did a fruit mom advise her kids?
– “You should always practice what you peach.”

What did one fruit say to another while playing board games?
– “That was a peachy move”.

Unlike peaches, nectarines don’t have any fuzz,
– because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.

Wondering about a peach’s favorite movie, well it has to be the ‘King’s Peach’.

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