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Peach puns in 2024

What did the fruit wear to her prom?
– A peach ball gown.

My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!

My wife texted me that she forgot to buy nectarine that day. It was just a fruitless endeavor.

This amazing mountain view got me s-peach-less.

Why is it illegal to make peach ice cream in some countries?
– Because they do not have the right to free-ze peach.

In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don’t have the right to freeze peach.

He was showing off his new gaming gadget, “it has the latest peach recognition technology” he said.

At a get-together, one fruit asked another “I was wondering how have you been”.
The other replied “Just peachy, isn’t that grape?”

What happens to a fruit when it passes away?
– It rests in peach.

What do you call a really violent fruit?
– A peach breaker.

After I helped a peach with some work, she said, “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”

People really liked the new king’s coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.

A trip to the peach farm left me s-peach-less.

What did my mother do when I told her I want a pear after she gave me a peach?
– She gave me another peach.

Why could the fruits not see anything?
– It was peach black there.

The English grammar teacher taught figures of peach in today’s class.

While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, “If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there.”

Try to peach for the sun.

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