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Peach puns in 2025

When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!

I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.

What happened to the peach who got a beautiful surprise from her friends?
– She was s-peachless.

Why was the peach minister sad?
– Because he got im-peached.

The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.

Wondering about a peach’s favorite sci-fi novel, it’s ‘When You Peach Me’.

While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said “You are so peachy, I can’t take it anymore”.

What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
– He came back in many peaches.

Why was the fruit teacher fired?
– Because he used to mis-peach his students.

Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. “Just peachy”, he replied.

When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, “See you later, peach out”.

I am peachy keen.

What film series do fruits watch in their free time?
– Peach Perfect.

What kind of lipsticks do fruits use?
– Peachy.

The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.

Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it’s right to freeze peach!

When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.

Why would a nectarine buy a wig for Halloween?
– He wanted to dress up like a peach.

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