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Peach puns in 2025

In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.

At a restaurant, the peach said, “Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!”

What kind of fruits do vampires eat?
– Neck-tarine.

What kind of decisions do peaches make?
– Fruitful ones.

The peach bought this amazing one peach bathing suit for the beach day.

I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.

Peeling peachy, might delete later.

What do you call it when fruits can freely express themselves?
– Freedom of peach.

What did the fruit wear to her prom?
– A peach ball gown.

My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!

My wife texted me that she forgot to buy nectarine that day. It was just a fruitless endeavor.

This amazing mountain view got me s-peach-less.

Why is it illegal to make peach ice cream in some countries?
– Because they do not have the right to free-ze peach.

In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don’t have the right to freeze peach.

He was showing off his new gaming gadget, “it has the latest peach recognition technology” he said.

At a get-together, one fruit asked another “I was wondering how have you been”.
The other replied “Just peachy, isn’t that grape?”

What happens to a fruit when it passes away?
– It rests in peach.

What do you call a really violent fruit?
– A peach breaker.

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