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Penguin puns in 2024

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
– A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

How do penguins drink their Coca-Cola?
– On the rocks.

What does a penguin magician say?
– Pick a cod, any cod.

I had a latte with a penguin the other day. He said he would have preferred a fish…

Have you ever heard of the Fight of the Penguins?
– Well, its a whale of a tale.

So why don’t penguins like rock music?
– They only like sole.

Why don’t you ever see penguins in Great Britain?
– Because they’re scared of Wales!

What do penguins wear on their heads?
– Ice caps.

Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
– They were trying to break the ice.

Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
– A: Ice-burgers!

Who is the head of the penguin Navy?
– Admiral Byrd.

What is black and white and red all over?
– A sun burnt penguin!

Why didn’t the penguin jump off the iceberg?
– He got cold feet.

Why was the penguin’s head so cold?
– Because he was wearing an ice-cap.

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
– A: A burnt penguin!

What’s black and white and goes round and round?
– A penguin in a revolving door.

Who’s the head of the Penguin Navy?
– Admiral Byrd.

What does penguin who does magic say to his audience?
– Pick a cod, any cod.

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