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Periodic table puns in 2024

Oxygen tried to bond with Sodium over a 2Na sandwich.

You know, however much I want, I couldn’t put down this book on Helium.

Thor’s absolute favorite element is Thorium.

Carbon and Hydrogen went to the park, they really bonded well.

The chemist did an audition for the periodic table drama and got the Lead role.

When there was a fire, the elements said that Arsenic started the fire.

After buying the new car, the French person exclaimed “Car-bon”.

The chemical formula for water is HIJKLMNO, in short, H to O.

Whenever Copper and Tellerium come together, they look so CuTe.

You should not drink too much phosphurous-based drinks. You will have to go to P too often!

He paid a nickel to hear some Chemistry jokes. Many of the jokes were Boron, but there was some comedy Gold. They were Sodium good.

He was kind enough to help the old lady cross the road. Truly, he is a good Samarium.

I lost my electron microscope this morning. Now I can only see the positive.

The teacher made a chemistry joke but got no reaction from the class.

I’m trying hard to remember the name of this element and it is at the tip of my tungsten.

I’m a female but you can call me Iron Man (Fe = Iron, male = man).

When periodic table puns get Boron, you should start reading element jokes instead!

Vanadium is the youngest element in Rome. Its age is just V.

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