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Periodic table puns in 2025

Rubidium went to the diner and asked for his favorite: Barbecued Rb.

When everyone called Hydrogen a loner, Helium laughed out loud, “HeHeHe”.

All the elements went to wash their dishes in the Zinc.

Iron and Lead love to listen to some Heavy Metal.

Scientists usually prefer working with Ammonium Hydroxide because it’s pretty Basic.

Carbon can never get a good grade in Chemistry class. He’s always stuck at C.

“Please don’t start with your element jokes, I’ve sulfered enough,” said the tired element to the other elements.

To break a wild horse, get a proper lasso and then Europium.

Nowadays, a fake knee (Ni) does not cost too much. It’s just a Nickel!

Shakespeare wrote a play on Beryllium. He called it “To Be or Not To Be”.

The bear just dissolved in water because it was polar.

I never go on a treasure hunt with my friend Atom because he always wants to split up.

If you ever hurt your leg, you put your Neon the couch and put some ointment on it.

The gas chromatograph suffers from a separation anxiety.

Chemists never die. They only stop reacting.

Guys, stop it with the puns. We’ve all sulfured enough.

Chemistry laboratory is a party place at times. Some students like to drop the base.

The robbers learned that the tombs had treasure in them, and so, they went to Radium.

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