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Periodic table puns in 2024

The police did not trust the statement given by the atoms, after all, they are known for making up everything.

Salt told water that they couldn’t be together since they were in different states. So, they went for a new solution.

The police ion warned the suspect, “I got my ion you.”

Don’t worry if your chemistry experiments don’t turn out fine. It’s okay, oxidants happen.

I auditioned for the lead role on a play of the periodic table but Actinium ended up getting it.

Oxygen tried to bond with Sodium over a 2Na sandwich.

You know, however much I want, I couldn’t put down this book on Helium.

Thor’s absolute favorite element is Thorium.

Carbon and Hydrogen went to the park, they really bonded well.

The chemist did an audition for the periodic table drama and got the Lead role.

When there was a fire, the elements said that Arsenic started the fire.

After buying the new car, the French person exclaimed “Car-bon”.

The chemical formula for water is HIJKLMNO, in short, H to O.

Whenever Copper and Tellerium come together, they look so CuTe.

You should not drink too much phosphurous-based drinks. You will have to go to P too often!

He paid a nickel to hear some Chemistry jokes. Many of the jokes were Boron, but there was some comedy Gold. They were Sodium good.

He was kind enough to help the old lady cross the road. Truly, he is a good Samarium.

I lost my electron microscope this morning. Now I can only see the positive.

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