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Periodic table puns in 2024

If a student is unable to learn about Oxygen, he is an oxy-moron.

The funny Chemistry teacher loves chemistry puns. He tells them periodically.

Gold is one of the most expensive elements ever because it is Au-some.

Someone who likes to start fires – Arsenic – As

Oxygen and Potassium had a date last week. It was OK!

The doctor told the sick chemist that if he couldn’t Helium, and Curium, he will have to Barium.

John noticed that his Lithium was missing. Sammy said she did not take it. John said, “You Li.”

The child wanted to go to the amusement park at midnight. His father arranged a bunch of iron in a circle and called out: “Here’s a Ferrous Wheel.”

Don’t want to be very mean, but people already know that you can’t make Osmium learn anything – he is extremely dense.

When the top racer saw that he was falling behind the rest, he began Fluorine the gas to get back to the first place.

Acids with snarky attitude issues are called A-mean-o Acids.

The army should start making the right use of acid in wars to neutralize the enemy Bases.

When the man learned that Oxygen is only around 21% of our atmosphere, he exclaimed, “Oh”.

When the elements saw a theft happening, they reported the crime to Copper.

The police did not trust the statement given by the atoms, after all, they are known for making up everything.

Salt told water that they couldn’t be together since they were in different states. So, they went for a new solution.

The police ion warned the suspect, “I got my ion you.”

Don’t worry if your chemistry experiments don’t turn out fine. It’s okay, oxidants happen.

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