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Periodic table puns in 2025

On the day of Christmas, the chemist went to the store to buy a Chemis-tree.

If you have any problem with your computer, you should consult Technetium.

The scientist cooled himself down to absolute zero. He said he’s 0K.

Rubidium went to the diner and asked for his favorite: Barbecued Rb.

When everyone called Hydrogen a loner, Helium laughed out loud, “HeHeHe”.

All the elements went to wash their dishes in the Zinc.

Iron and Lead love to listen to some Heavy Metal.

Scientists usually prefer working with Ammonium Hydroxide because it’s pretty Basic.

Carbon can never get a good grade in Chemistry class. He’s always stuck at C.

“Please don’t start with your element jokes, I’ve sulfered enough,” said the tired element to the other elements.

To break a wild horse, get a proper lasso and then Europium.

Nowadays, a fake knee (Ni) does not cost too much. It’s just a Nickel!

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