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Pho puns in 2024

I’m going to open a 24hr Pho restaurant.
I’m going to open a 24hr Pho restaurant.
I’m going to call it Twenty Pho Seven.

I wanted to get that Vietnamese soup but it costs a pho-tune.

Phởnix
– Located in Arizona. They go out of business from time to time, but they always rise from the ashes.

A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog…
A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog…
He grips his blade and calls out, “friend or pho?”

What street number would a Vietnamese restaurant have?
– Anything with pho.

Phởrantic
– An espresso stand that also serves pho

I’m gonna open a pho restaurant and keep it open 24/7 and name it “twenty-pho seven”

I had this soup at the Vietnamese restaurant and it was un-pho-getable.

I heard a terrible pun about noodles and it was the pho-king worst.

Expecto Phởtronum
– Protective magic happens here. Your soup takes the form of an animal, but a different animal for each customer.

What do you call a long line at a Pho Restaurant
A Pho Queue EDIT: Pho is pronounced Fuh EDIT 2: Only a dad has to explain his joke

I will love soup pho-ever.

I want to try that noodle house that just opened up
– but it is just so pho away.

Phởssil
– A revolution in archaeology related to ancient Vietnamese soup

Beef Vietnamese soup is so pho king delicious.

Yes, you hurt me but if you buy me dinner I can pho-give you.

Phởnatic
– A pho restaurant dedicated to fandoms everywhere

I want to open a Vietnamese / Italian restaurant named Pho-GetAboutIt

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