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Pho puns in 2024

The Asian eatery in the city is just pho-bulous.

Phởraoh
– A restaurant that serves Vietnamese and Egyptian food

Light reflecting off Vietnamese soup should be called Pho tons

I’m gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes!.
I’m gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes!.

It’s called Twenty Pho Seven

Why do Russians love pho?
– Because they are so-viet.

Harry Phởter
– Magic happens here.

Someone should make a pho restaurant in NY.
They could call it “Pho-get About It!”

I’m going to open a 24hr Pho restaurant.
I’m going to open a 24hr Pho restaurant.
I’m going to call it Twenty Pho Seven.

I wanted to get that Vietnamese soup but it costs a pho-tune.

Phởnix
– Located in Arizona. They go out of business from time to time, but they always rise from the ashes.

A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog…
A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog…
He grips his blade and calls out, “friend or pho?”

What street number would a Vietnamese restaurant have?
– Anything with pho.

Phởrantic
– An espresso stand that also serves pho

I’m gonna open a pho restaurant and keep it open 24/7 and name it “twenty-pho seven”

I had this soup at the Vietnamese restaurant and it was un-pho-getable.

I heard a terrible pun about noodles and it was the pho-king worst.

Expecto Phởtronum
– Protective magic happens here. Your soup takes the form of an animal, but a different animal for each customer.

What do you call a long line at a Pho Restaurant
A Pho Queue EDIT: Pho is pronounced Fuh EDIT 2: Only a dad has to explain his joke

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