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Pho puns in 2025

Where would you find a good noodle house in Germany?
– In Frank-pho.

Phởsical Phởtness
– They feature a well-rounded combination of healthy soup and a workout facility.

I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup…
I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup…
– But there was a huge line and I was in a rush. It was kind of a pho queue.

Don’t pho-get to order the spring rolls as an appetizer.

Phởnetic
– Thay spel awl thuh wurds on thare menyoo funetticly. Yoo may take longgur reeding it, but at leest yool say thuh wurds rite. (They spell all the words on their menu phonetically. You may take longer reading it, but at least you’ll say the words right.)

I’m thinking of opening a Pho restaurant that never closes
– Gonna call it Twenty Pho Seven

Shrimp and scallop soup is so pho-nomenal.

I was going to make my own Vietnamese soup from a package of ingredients I got
– but it was too complex and I said pho kit.

HMS Pinaphở
– They never ever make their soup too hot. What, never?! No, never! What, never?! Well, hardly ever.

At a new restaurant, apparently the Pho is good.
“What should I get?”

“The soup here is pretty solid!”

“Then what makes it a soup?”

Let’s grab the Asian soup at say, around pho?

If you want to go to the noodle house tonight, you have to make a pho reservation.

Do Bánh mì Phở So La Ti Do
– They have a stage for singing, in addition to offering music lessons and singing about pho. They also serve Vietnamese sandwiches.

Shrimp soup that is so large that the bowl takes up the table is not a figment of your imagination as it is pho real.

If I keep making these pho puns, one day they will bahn mi.

Raxacorico-phở-lapatorius
– Had to get a Dr. Who reference in there…

I went to a Vietnamese restaurant. The food was to die pho.

Sometimes soup can really have many noodles pho you!

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