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Pho puns in 2025

A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog…
A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog…
He grips his blade and calls out, “friend or pho?”

What street number would a Vietnamese restaurant have?
– Anything with pho.

Phởrantic
– An espresso stand that also serves pho

I’m gonna open a pho restaurant and keep it open 24/7 and name it “twenty-pho seven”

I had this soup at the Vietnamese restaurant and it was un-pho-getable.

I heard a terrible pun about noodles and it was the pho-king worst.

Expecto Phởtronum
– Protective magic happens here. Your soup takes the form of an animal, but a different animal for each customer.

What do you call a long line at a Pho Restaurant
A Pho Queue EDIT: Pho is pronounced Fuh EDIT 2: Only a dad has to explain his joke

I will love soup pho-ever.

I want to try that noodle house that just opened up
– but it is just so pho away.

Phởssil
– A revolution in archaeology related to ancient Vietnamese soup

Beef Vietnamese soup is so pho king delicious.

Yes, you hurt me but if you buy me dinner I can pho-give you.

Phởnatic
– A pho restaurant dedicated to fandoms everywhere

I want to open a Vietnamese / Italian restaurant named Pho-GetAboutIt

Deep in the jungles of Vietnam…
Deep in the jungles of Vietnam…
…you don’t know what’s friend and what’s pho

Why is it so enjoyable and fast when you feast on a Vietnamese dish that consists of soup and fried herbed calamari?
– Thyme fries when you’re having pho.

Ziegfeld’s Phởlies
– Serving up song and dance and soup

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