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Pho puns in 2025

Putting chocolate in your noodle soup is absolutely pho-bidden.

Phởgetaboutit
– A pho restaurant in New York (that was my friend Eddie’s idea)

I had to wait in line for a bowl of Vietnamese soup.
I had to wait in line for a bowl of Vietnamese soup.
That’s it, no joke. Don’t like it? Pho queue.

Why was the patron at the Vietnamese restaurant offended?
– Because someone said pho queue.

Phởrengi
– Get Quark on it! He would probably make a mean pho!

I just made a list of pho places I want to try
It’s a real pho queue.

Why did the phosphorus atom go to the fortune teller?.
Why did the phosphorus atom go to the fortune teller?.
– To find out his phos-fate!

The one who loves Asian food as much as I do is really the one made pho me.

Phởlosophy
– Socrates would have loved it!

There is no pho-king way that there has ever been a two-liter soup eaten.

Phở and Games
– A combination arcade and restaurant

Phở Rensics
– A murder mystery restaurant that serves pho (also Eddie’s idea)

Vietnamese food is really good pho you.

The WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop is 123pho5.

Phở Phở Away
– Princess Fiona’s favorite Vietnamese restaurant. She loves taking Shrek there.

The waiter at the Pho joint was moving really fast…
I bet he knows where he’s Nguyen.

You gotta cut those glass noodles in the Vietnamese soup because they are so pho-king long.

Why the pho can’t you tell me where that noodle restaurant is?

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