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Pho puns in 2025

At a new restaurant, apparently the Pho is good.
“What should I get?”

“The soup here is pretty solid!”

“Then what makes it a soup?”

Let’s grab the Asian soup at say, around pho?

If you want to go to the noodle house tonight, you have to make a pho reservation.

Do Bánh mì Phở So La Ti Do
– They have a stage for singing, in addition to offering music lessons and singing about pho. They also serve Vietnamese sandwiches.

Shrimp soup that is so large that the bowl takes up the table is not a figment of your imagination as it is pho real.

If I keep making these pho puns, one day they will bahn mi.

Raxacorico-phở-lapatorius
– Had to get a Dr. Who reference in there…

I went to a Vietnamese restaurant. The food was to die pho.

Sometimes soup can really have many noodles pho you!

In the unknown parts of Vietnam be careful with who you meet. You don’t know who’s a friend and who’s a pho.

Phởrates of the Caribbean
– Yo ho, yo ho, a phởrate’s life for me! The Black Phởrl can’t be far off. (OK, that was phở-fetched)

Uncle Got me while eating pho
– “how’s the meat, is it rare or well done?” “there aren’t many pieces of meat in here, so I guess you could say its rare”

This Vietnamese dish is just pho you.

I hope you can pay for the noodle dinner since I pho-got my wallet.

Phở, a Noodle Pulling Bread
– From the Vietnamese parody of The Sound of Music

What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London?.
What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London?.
– A great big pho queue.

What do you call a fake pho?
– A pho’gery.

Luke, I Am Your Phởther
– The Sith branch

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