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Photography puns in 2025

My neighbours, the Razzis, have more photographs hanging from their walls than anyone I’ve ever known.
– Thanks to their dad, Papa Razzi.

I have a photographic memory.
– But I ran out of film in 1999.

Did you hear about the naked photographer who was taking timelapses in the Arctic?
– They died from exposure.

I saw two men walk into a photography shop yesterday; you would think at least one of them would have spotted it!

I didn’t really like the song Photograph
– I want my Nickelback

I spent all morning at the lake photographing birds. Enjoyable but I didn’t see a thing.
– I have no egrets

Are people born with photographic memories…
….Or do they take a while to develop?

Before I join a contest, I always make my dog urinate on a photograph of the other contenders.
– It gives me a leg up on the competition.

What do you call it when a Jojo fan makes a photograph to capture the moment?
– A Diorama

Photographers are great problem solvers, they are really good at looking at things from a different perspective.

I wanted to go outside and take some nature photographs, but I was not in the right frame of mind.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, which is why most authors are poorer than photographers!

My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center…
– He liked making crop circles.

My brother ran up to photograph a cow near a cliff
– He said it was ‘ledge and dairy.’

My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.
– It’s just one kilo-byte.

Photographers can be really mean people: they frame you, they shoot you, and then they hang you from the wall.

A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
– It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

Life is like photography, you have to use the negatives to develop.

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