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Photography puns in 2025

I’ve kept photographs of all my old girlfriends
they’re more attractive than the younger ones.

Are people born with photographic memories…
….Or do they take a while to develop ?

A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.
– He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

I’m developing a new hobby: photography.

He who eats a photograph of his dad…
…will soon be spitting image of his father.

The life of a Family Photographer isn’t for me.
Every Day I shoot people, I frame them, and hang them

Are people born with a photographic memory?
– Or does it take time to develop?

My neighbours, the Razzis, have more photographs hanging from their walls than anyone I’ve ever known.
– Thanks to their dad, Papa Razzi.

I got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail this morning, but I sent it back because it was blurry and way too expensive.

I was in a relationship with a photographer,
– but I broke up with him. I just didn’t see it panning out.

Ruining a photo is the easiest thing, I can do it with my eyes closed!

No one has ever been able to take a picture of a grizzly in socks or boots, but that’s
– because they have bear feet.

I used to know an unpredictable photographer
– he was a real loose Canon

Before I join a contest, I always make my dog urinate on a photograph of the other contenders.
– It gives me a leg up on the competition.

The first thing I am going to do with my new camera is take a picture of my cup of tea, it will be a great mug shot.

My pet crocodile is a better photographer than me; he’s a very good snapper.

I have a photographic memory
It’s just not developed yet

A flash mob is just a group of gangsters who are not very good at photography.

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