Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Photography puns in 2025

One of my friends is a keen photographer, in fact that’s all she talks about, you can’t shutter up.

Today I found out hunters and photographers have a lot in common
– They both sit and wait in bushes to shoot animals

I know a guy who was arrested for stealing someone else’s photos, but I think he was framed.

I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality…..
– They’re all so pixielated.

I met a pessimistic photographer the other day…
– He wouldn’t stop talking about negatives.

If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
– It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

I once got beaten up by a photographer
– I still get flashbacks

The photographer was knocked out by a giant wheel of cheese which rolled down the hill. Everyone tried to warn him, but he did not seem to notice!

My friend likes to stop by my wind farm and take photographs of my windmills…
– He likes to shoot the breeze.

Did you hear about the photographer that always caught people’s worst features?
– She was a poor-traits artist.

Kid: how are photographers born?
Dad: Well son, when a paparazzi and a mamarazzi love each other very much…

The first photograph of a black hole was released
– It sucks

I accidentally washed my camera’s memory card. Thankfully it still works, but now all of my images are watermarked.

Photographers are like superheroes, they can freeze time.

The best place in the world for photographers is Va-lens-ia.

I never want to see this photographer again: I want him out of the picture.

I flash, they shutter…

A squid with a camera is called a squid Go Pro.

Follow us on Facebook