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Photography puns in 2025

What do you called the fastest photographer alive ?
– The Flash

Famous photographers are particularly prone to getting ill. Their photos go viral all the time.

Why can’t anyone get a photograph of a grizzly with shoes or socks on?
– They have bear feet

Even though the art thief and the photographer were friends,
Neither had ever taken the other’s picture.

Why are photographers so hesitant to get into a relationship?
– They’re interested in developing one, but can’t stop focusing on all the negatives.

If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
– It’s like shooting fish in apparel

It is possible to make a camera blush, you just need to show it a film strip.

Be careful with photographers, they tend to have mood swings. Sometimes they start snapping for no reason!

You can’t not say it
In a freak accident today,a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair,the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

Sadly I cannot pay you for your photography services, but I am hoping you will do it for the exposure.

My dad always keeps his camera pointing out towards the river, he likes to keep up with current events.

What concert costs just 45 cents?
– 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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