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Physics puns in 2025

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
-They had no chemistry

What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!

Overheard after a student failed a physics test miserably: nuclear, hydrogen, atomic, my test — they’re all bombs

I really don’t like thinking about gravity.
– It always brings me down

Astronomy Instructor: In modern physics Black holes matter ,,,
– Student shouts: All holes matter…!

My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.
– I don’t think he understands the gravity of the situation.

What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
– Let me atom.

Gravity is the most important topic of physics.
– If you remove it, you only have gravy.

My physics teacher told me I had potential.
– Then he pushed me off the roof.

What does every Physics Research starts with?
– A Quest_ion

Physics is like incest.
– It’s all relative

What are environmentally conscientious European physicists called?
– Con-CERN-ed

My physics teacher asked what I think it’d be like to walk in a town at night only illuminated by candles
– I said it would be pretty lit

Breaking up is like physics
– She keeps saying that I have no energy.
– I keep telling her that I have potential.

After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.
– It was about time

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage
– It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.

Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.

Am i gravity?
– Bc im letting everyone down.

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