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Physics puns in 2025

A vegan physics teacher be like:
– Lettuce consider……

The frequency of bad physics puns on this category… It hurts.

Theoretical Physics is a science locally isomorphic to Mathematics.

Guess you can call me mr. Anti-gravity
– Cause no one ever falls for me.

My physics teacher said that I’m going really bad at his class
– This made me really sad and now I’m in a moment of refraction

At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
– He said, “Sorry. No time.”

How many general-relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space

Did you hear about that new physics institute?
– It’s so big, there is a dedicated infrared-light district!

Women defy physics.
– The heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn
– Which happens to be jack shit

What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
– A new-clear physicist

Which books are the hardest to force yourself to read through?
– Friction books

They’re serving mystery meat at the cafeteria in the physics lab again.
– I’ve been asking what the main ingredient they put in their heisenburgers was, and nobody knows

A Joke by my Physics Teacher
– A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building.
– Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”

What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?
– mc²

What did the nerdy duckling say ?
– Quark Quark

What do you get when you cross a Hell’s Angel and a nerdy physics major? A guy that has Maxwell’s Equations tattooed on his chest.

Did you hear about the activist who fought against gravity?
– They started an uprising.

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