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Physics puns in 2025

What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school?
– “You’ve got a lot of potential!”

My physics teacher asked me what I knew about wavelength.
– I said, “If I’m saying goodbye to someone I like it’s usually a longer one.”

What is the name of the first electricity detective?
– Sherlock Ohms

What is the worst you can say when you are a physics teacher and see a student about to jump from a building?
– “You have so much potential, use it”

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke)
– Because that’s where students have the most potential..

Here’s a physics joke: Why don’t people find the y component of vector A?
– Because it’s Asin(of θ)

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate

A student riding in a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited he asks, “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?

Women defy the laws of physics…
– They are easier to pick up the heavier they get…

A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
– When a friend stops him saying, “Don’t do it, you have so much potential.”

We’re learning about electricity in Physics class…
– Ohm my gawd, it’s fascinating!

May the mass times acceleration be with you

What do you get when you cross a Hell’s Angel and a nerdy physics major?
– A guy that has Maxwell’s Equations tattooed on his chest..

I think this post will definitely raise the bar.
– At least that’s what my physics textbook chapter on leverage tells me.

Where do physics teachers go on vacation
– Times square

My son cheated on his physics test, and has no idea how much trouble he is in.
– He doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
– When he got the momentum, he couldn’t find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn’t muster up the momentum.

What’s the only thing weirder than physics
– A physicist

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