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Physics puns in 2024

What does every Physics Research starts with?
– A Quest_ion

Physics is like incest.
– It’s all relative

What are environmentally conscientious European physicists called?
– Con-CERN-ed

My physics teacher asked what I think it’d be like to walk in a town at night only illuminated by candles
– I said it would be pretty lit

Breaking up is like physics
– She keeps saying that I have no energy.
– I keep telling her that I have potential.

After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.
– It was about time

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage
– It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.

Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.

Am i gravity?
– Bc im letting everyone down.

When my physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
– He said, “Sorry. There’s no Time.”

Amazon finally delivered my physics book
– It’s about time.

Where does bad light end up?
– In a prism.

Physics Joke.
– A bunch of neutrinos walk through a bar

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics ?
– Oops.

Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?
– Because they have mass

Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
– Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative

Why is electricity an ideal citizen?
– Because it conducts itself so well.

My physics professor took an entire class to lecture us about Cole’s law
– Turns out, it’s just thinly sliced cabbage

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