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Physics puns in 2025

My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion.
– I said “yeah it’s pretty straightforward”

At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
– He said, “Sorry. No Time.”

When you offered me love, I lepton it!

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
– They get Bohr’ed.

Why can Einstein rank only 2nd among all physics?
– Newton’s first law

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
– “Oops”

I asked my physics-loving female friend if she’d ever played with magnets.
– She said she ain’t no Halbach girl.

I keep asking my physics teacher “what is the unit for power?” But he just saying “Yes.”

What is the most terrifying word in Nuclear physics?
– Oops!!!!

Why was the man who discovered gravity respected?
– Because Isaac Newton(s) of things!

I keep asking my physics teacher
– I keep asking my physics teacher “what is the unit for power?”
– But he just keeps responding with “yes.”

At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
– He said, “Sorry. No time.”

Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn’t matter has no mass

At my physics exam today, I was asked who discovered the black hole.
– Apparently, Ron Jeremy was not the right answer.

My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential…
– Then he pushed me off the roof

What do you call a pixie who double-majored in physics and genealogy?
-The fairy of relativity.

Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies
– “Yes, I’m positive!”

What did the dog say to his owner?
– “My favorite frequency is 50,000 hertz but you’ve probably never heard of that.

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