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Physics puns in 2025

Why was the man who discovered gravity respected?
– Because Isaac Newton(s) of things!

I keep asking my physics teacher
– I keep asking my physics teacher “what is the unit for power?”
– But he just keeps responding with “yes.”

At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
– He said, “Sorry. No time.”

Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn’t matter has no mass

At my physics exam today, I was asked who discovered the black hole.
– Apparently, Ron Jeremy was not the right answer.

My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential…
– Then he pushed me off the roof

What do you call a pixie who double-majored in physics and genealogy?
-The fairy of relativity.

Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies
– “Yes, I’m positive!”

What did the dog say to his owner?
– “My favorite frequency is 50,000 hertz but you’ve probably never heard of that.

My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy
– Then i fell down the stairs and lost it all

A physics student was standing on top of a building, threatening to jump
– I tried to talk him out of it, because he had so much potential

Quantum Physics gives me a hadron.

I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
– It’s pretty straight to the point

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke)
– Because that’s where students have the most potential

Gravity is the most important topic of physics.
– If you remove it, you only have gravy

Physics teacher: James, what do you call the standard measurement of power?
– James: What?
– Teacher: Oh, I guess you were paying attention.

Physics puns are relatively easier to make

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
– It went OK.

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