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Physics puns in 2024

A student riding in a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited he asks, “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?

Women defy the laws of physics…
– They are easier to pick up the heavier they get…

A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
– When a friend stops him saying, “Don’t do it, you have so much potential.”

We’re learning about electricity in Physics class…
– Ohm my gawd, it’s fascinating!

May the mass times acceleration be with you

What do you get when you cross a Hell’s Angel and a nerdy physics major?
– A guy that has Maxwell’s Equations tattooed on his chest..

I think this post will definitely raise the bar.
– At least that’s what my physics textbook chapter on leverage tells me.

Where do physics teachers go on vacation
– Times square

My son cheated on his physics test, and has no idea how much trouble he is in.
– He doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
– When he got the momentum, he couldn’t find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn’t muster up the momentum.

What’s the only thing weirder than physics
– A physicist

My physics teacher said i have potential
– and then pushed me down the stairs

Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
– His brother, Frank, however, created a monster

What is better than a physics joke?
– A meta physics joke

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
– From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive

I mixed up the temperature units when doing my Physics test
– As a result, I got an absolute zero.

Women defy the laws of physics
– They are easier to pick up the heavier they get

Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?
-They had no chemistry

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