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Physics puns in 2025

My son cheated on his physics test, and has no idea how much trouble he is in.
– He doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
– When he got the momentum, he couldn’t find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn’t muster up the momentum.

What’s the only thing weirder than physics
– A physicist

My physics teacher said i have potential
– and then pushed me down the stairs

Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
– His brother, Frank, however, created a monster

What is better than a physics joke?
– A meta physics joke

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
– From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive

I mixed up the temperature units when doing my Physics test
– As a result, I got an absolute zero.

Women defy the laws of physics
– They are easier to pick up the heavier they get

Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?
-They had no chemistry

We had a lively debate in physics.
– It was a conversation of energy

Nuclear physicists often have trouble concentrating on one project because they have too many ions in the fire

Ever wonder what the love life of a high school physics teacher is like?
– Assume there is no friction.

What did the physics teacher say to Luke Skywalker?
– Use the mass times acceleration!

At the end of the class, I asked my physics professor, “Would you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?”
– He said, “Sorry I can’t. There’s no Time.”

neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a gin and tonic?”
– The bartender smiled wryly and replied, “For you, no charge.”

Graffiti on the wall of the physics department
– Heisenberg might have been here

How do women defy the laws of physics?
– The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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