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Physics puns in 2025

Never trust an atom. They make up everything

What is a nuclear physicist’s favorite meal?
– Fission Chips

The frequency of bad physics jokes in this sub…
– It Hertz

I had a female Physics teacher in my school.
– One day, a guy asked her, “What is the unit of power?”
– “That’s watt”, she said.

I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it’s nothing but work.

A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge When a friend stops him saying, “Don’t do it, you have so much potential.”

Hey girl, are you my Physics examination paper?
– Because I can stare at you for 3 hours and not understand a single thing

Scientists recently discovered that there is no such thing as gravity
– The Earth just sucks

A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar
– While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
– ” Why do you even think that gravity is real? ”
– Speaker dropped the mic.

After the lecture was over, I asked my physics professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
– He said, “Sorry. No time.”

What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?
– “Gotta split!”

I will name my son Physics.
– So that I will be called Father of Physics.

My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion.
– I said “yeah it’s pretty straightforward”

At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
– He said, “Sorry. No Time.”

When you offered me love, I lepton it!

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
– They get Bohr’ed.

Why can Einstein rank only 2nd among all physics?
– Newton’s first law

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
– “Oops”

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