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Physics puns in 2025

A Joke by my Physics Teacher
– A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building.
– Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”

What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?
– mc²

What did the nerdy duckling say ?
– Quark Quark

What do you get when you cross a Hell’s Angel and a nerdy physics major? A guy that has Maxwell’s Equations tattooed on his chest.

Did you hear about the activist who fought against gravity?
– They started an uprising.

After learning physics I finally got it
– You know how when things heat up, they expand?
– That means I’m not fat, I’m hot.

When the physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
– He said, “Sorry. No time.”

What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
– Quark, quark, quark!

Quantum Physics jokes
– I don’t always make jokes about Quantum Physics, but when I do, I don’t

The other day, my Physics teacher said I had so much potential…
– Then he pushed me out the window.

What makes reproduction Work?
– The family Joules!

Never trust an atom. They make up everything

What is a nuclear physicist’s favorite meal?
– Fission Chips

The frequency of bad physics jokes in this sub…
– It Hertz

I had a female Physics teacher in my school.
– One day, a guy asked her, “What is the unit of power?”
– “That’s watt”, she said.

I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it’s nothing but work.

A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge When a friend stops him saying, “Don’t do it, you have so much potential.”

Hey girl, are you my Physics examination paper?
– Because I can stare at you for 3 hours and not understand a single thing

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