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Pickle puns in 2025

What’s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

I once tripped on a pickle…
– I’m over it now, but it was a big dill at the time.

If you have a pickle problem, the best way is to just dill with it.

Sourdough
– My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough….

…in words and pickles, I have immortalized my memories, although distortions are inevitable in both methods. We must live, I’m afraid, with the shadows of imperfections.

You’re such a big gherk. (gherkin)

A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table…
– He says, “Dill me in.”

The favorite TV channel for a baby gherkin is Pickleodeon.

How do you make pickled bread?
– Dill dough

If you have a pickle problem, the best way is to just dill with it.

How Superheroes Make Money: – Spider-Man knits sweaters. – Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. – Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

What’s the difference between a pickle and a therapist? If you don’t know, you should stop talking to your pickle!

I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour…
– The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don’t think he likes pickle.

Moby pickles are very funny. They are green in color and swim pretty well in the sea.

Why are there no sea cucumbers in the dead sea?
– Because they’re sea pickles!

If you cross a pickle with a female deer…You get a dill-doe!

Pickle my fancy.

What’s green and got two wheels?
– A motorpickle.

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