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Pickle puns in 2025

It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

I’m a pucker for puns.

Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
– They’re well-bread.

The reason why pickles in sandwich are always so polite and gentle is because they are well-bread.

What did the large pickle say to the small pickle ?
– I’m a pretty big dill..

How do you make a hamburger smile?
Answer: Pickle it gently!

We’re in a bit of a pickle.

How do pickles enjoy a day out? They relish it.

What’s green and pecks on trees?
– Woody Wood Pickle.

In a hilarious math problem, a student was asked the question, ‘if you have four pickles and I ask for one, how many will you have left?’ The student answered, “I will still have four because you only asked for one but didn’t take.”

Why can’t I take pickle-flavored breads to the church picnic?
– Because it’s made from dill doughs!

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

…in words and pickles, I have immortalized my memories, although distortions are inevitable in both methods. We must live, I’m afraid, with the shadows of imperfections.

You’re such a big gherk. (gherkin)

What’s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

I once tripped on a pickle…
– I’m over it now, but it was a big dill at the time.

If you have a pickle problem, the best way is to just dill with it.

Sourdough
– My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough….

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