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Pickle puns in 2024

I’m like a jumbo kosher pickle
– Guess you could say I’m a pretty big dill.

I don’t know why I love cherries and I love pickles. I eat about two or three Claussen pickles a day. Those are just things I snack on.

Stop being so salty.

What’s a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?
– Pickleodeon.

The only radio station in the country where you would hear Bob Dill-on is vlasic rock.

What kind of pickle is the best at singing?
– A dill

What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory?
Answer: A dill-doe

Crocodill rock.

Why are bananas better than pickles?
– Because they have a-peel.

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?
– What a daffy dill!

The reason why the pickle container is always open is because it is ajar.

I don’t get why pregnant women crave pickles.
– A pickle is what got them pregnant in the first place.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

She just wants a tro-pickle getaway.

A gas station was selling pickles two-for-one…
– It was the dill of the day.

I got a free pickle
– It was a helluva dill.

What do we call a cucumber that grows in the rainforest? – A tro-pickle.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.
– I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

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