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Pickle puns in 2025

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
– Rise and Brine!

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Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.

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Telesco-pickle data.

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I’ve just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and can’t get it out…
– I’m in a right pickle!

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No sooner had the party started than the giant cannibals started soaking the pickles in vinegar. When they had enough of it, the pickles started revolting “Why don’t you pickle someone your size?” They shouted.

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What does it take for a cucumber to become a pickle?
– A jarring experience.

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Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?
– Because the door was ajar!

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Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.

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Sour-ry for the lime puns.

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Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London?
– Pickle-dilly Square.

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Most gherkins giggle whenever you touch them. They are so pickle-ish.

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Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1
– Dill of the day

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What do you call a pickle doctor?
Answer: A dill pusher.

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Dill-emmas – Pickle problems…

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What’s a pickle’s favorite show? Dill or No Dill.

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What’s green and swims in the sea?
– Moby Pickle.

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Pickles normally derive their names from the places they come. For instance, the sweeter ones from the southern backwoods are known as hill-dillis.

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What’s a pickle’s favorite game show?
– Dill or No Dill,
hosted by Howie Mandill.

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