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Pickle puns in 2025

Have you ever seen a woody wood pickle? Its green in color and normally pecks on trees.

Do you know why they say it’s bad to smoke pickles?
– It’ll make you dill.

What do you call a pickle on sale?
Answer: A sweet DILL!

Dill-apidated – A run-down, old pickle.

On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
– Vlasic rock.

What did the pickle say to the cat?
– Nothing; pickles can’t talk.

Pickles operate on this one life philosophy, ‘never a dill moment.’

What did the pickle do when it won the championship?
– He just stood there to relish the moment.

A ‘naughty pickle’ is how I’d best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

Mr Pickle is really picklish.

What did the arrogant pickle say?
– “I’m kind of a big dill.”

Pickles too sing lullabies. One of their favorite is the cucumber slumber number.

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
– The dillership!

How do you know pickles love a good barbecue?
Answer: They relish the moment.

War doesn’t mature men; it merely pickles them in the brine of disgust and dread.

Do you need something tangy-ble?

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
– “Rise and brine!”

One day we were playing cards in the casino near our home and a bunch of pickles walked in wanting to play as well. We had no option but to dill’em in.

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