Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Pickle puns in 2024

I got a free pickle
– It was a helluva dill.

What do we call a cucumber that grows in the rainforest? – A tro-pickle.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.
– I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

The fact that theyre a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that its National Pickle Month should make them eat more pickles.

Don’t be so sour.

What did the pickle say when he was told he was going into a salad?
– “I relish the thought.”

The pickle doctor across the road opened a chemist and gave it the name dill pusher.

Why do we refer to problems as pickles?
– Because they’re Dill-emmas!

What do you call a female pickle that horses around?
Answer: A filly dilly.

Arma-dill-os – A pickle with legs.

What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
– Road dill.

Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle?
– Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

When you visit London, never leave the city without visiting the alltime favorite spot for pickles. It is known as pickle-dilly square.

Has Stu Pickles ever put a baby in anyone?
– Yes. In Didi

Hunger is the best pickle

Bacteria are microsco-pickle.

What do you call a pickle lullaby?
– A cucumber slumber number.

The best description of a tro-pickle fish is one that is green in color, has a sour taste, and swims in the aquarium.

Follow us on Facebook